Every time a new idea crosses the mind, a new hair sprouts as the idea tries to escape the brain and patent itself. Keep thoughts in check with today's hair-disciplining Groupon: for $27, you get a haircut with a shampoo, blow-dry, and style (a $25 value), a hair-conditioning treatment (a $20 value), and an eyebrow or upper lip waxing (a $10 value) at Fusion Salon (a $55 total value).
Within Fusion Salon’s cream-and-lavender walls, crackerjack stylists transform unruly hair into flattering headpieces through high-quality cuts for men, women, and kids. After a thorough shampooing, hair artisans frame a customer’s face with a classic bob or whip up a spiky ‘do that allows customers to stand out at formal balls or camouflage themselves as sculpture in museums of modern art. A deep-conditioning application immerses locks in enriching nutrients, preserving hair while bestowing a healthy, glossy texture upon it. The approximately one-hour session concludes with either an eyebrow or upper lip waxing, which rids frontispieces of unwanted growths for a period of several weeks—just enough time for clients to commission a mold of their smooth, smiling face to present to their firstborn child.