Talented sculptors can make a man out of marble, a swan out of ice, and a functioning defibrillator out of cotton candy. Turn your body into a finely chiseled work of art with today’s Groupon to Fuzion Salon & Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get one Swedish massage or one classic facial (a $65 value).
- For $85, you get three Swedish massages or three classic facials (a $195 value).<p>
Fuzion Salon & Spa’s band of professional pamperers lavishes clients with relaxing massages and skin-nourishing facials. Over the course of 60 minutes, a licensed massage therapist undermines stress’ hold on the body with a tension-relieving Swedish massage. Signature long, flowing strokes soothe aching backs and weary limbs while evicting toxins from muscles and hastily built shanty towns beneath the spleen. Technicians turn their soothing powers onto patrons’ faces with the classic facial, which begins with an exfoliation and double cleansing to free epidermis of loitering cells. A massage follows, kneading facial muscles into sublime submission and preventing them from sticking the next time their owner makes a funny face. Finally, visages soak in a nutrient-laden mask that softens skin and battles blemishes, and an expert aesthetician protects newly rejuvenated faces with a thin coat of toner. Floor-to-ceiling windows bathe the expansive salon in sunlight, casting a glow on sleek tile flooring, earthen hues, and an open floor plan that facilitates easy movement and mandatory postfacial break-dance contests.