Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Keep the howlers at bay with today's Groupon: for $50, you get an eye exam, plus $100 toward a complete set of prescription eyewear, at FYidoctors Edmonton South (a $104 value).
FYidoctors melds advanced imaging and diagnostic equipment with high-end eyewear to augment eyes' function and fashion. The flagship location's eye experts assess wayward views with an eye examination ($104, up to $139 if special services are required, patients pay the difference). FYidoctors' state-of-the-art equipment includes the Spectralis HRA+OCT and the optomap retina scanner, which uses intercepted extraterrestrial intelligence to create 3-D digital images of the eye at a resolution of up to one micron (approximately 1/100 the width of a human hair). This advanced technology helps doctors detect conditions such as macular degeneration, glaucoma, and diabetic retinopathy earlier than traditional eye exams, allowing them to better manage and correct long-term eye health and retinal Pilates poses.
After measuring eye specs, vision vanguards sculpt custom single-vision lenses ($79+) and progressive lenses ($255+). Internal Freeform lens designs widen the wearer's field of view and reduce the distortion associated with traditional lenses and miniature LCD eye-screens. New lenses find a home from the in-house dispensary's stock of nearly 1,000 fashionable frames. Private and exclusive frames from labels such as Bench, Roxy, and Quiksilver ($189+), premium frames from Tiffany, D&G, Prada, and Tom Ford ($199+), and boutique labels such as Lafonte, Dita, Mykita, Oliver Peoples, and Salt ($275+) free wearers from last year’s duct-tape-enhanced pince-nez fad.