A mattress's softness and large rectangular shape make it useful for cradling human bodies or being stuffed into the billfold of a giant after you've stolen all of his enormous credit cards. Spend some time with a large, soft quadrilateral with today's Groupon: for $499, you get a queen-size 10-inch Nature's Dream memory-foam mattress from Mattress Hero (a $1,299 value). Shipping is included for the contiguous 48 states; additional charges apply for shipping to Hawaii and Alaska.
Nature's Dream mattresses hug horizontal humans with 10 cushy inches of eco-friendly memory foam that contour deeply to support all body types. Below the washable hypoallergenic velour cover lies a 2.5-inch layer of foam blended with a soy bio-application that helps to dissipate heat while minimizing the cratering effect many memory-foam mattresses suffer through time. Underneath the 2.5-inch layer, a thick, durable comfort core helps slumbering citizens retain citizenship and voting rights in the land of dreams. Aside from providing comfort, the mattress's thick layers of memory foam greatly reduce motion transfer, which leads to more uninterrupted sleep for couples and fewer concussions for jumping monkeys. Click here for a list of frequently asked questions.