According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon to Gainesville Detailing, a mobile makeover service making house calls to cars, trucks, vans, and SUVs within Alachua County. Choose between the following options:
• For $60, you get a full interior and exterior auto detail of a standard-size car (a $130 value).
• For $75, you get a full interior and exterior auto detail of a truck or SUV-size vehicle (a $160 value).
Let Gainesville Detailing rejuvenate your unkempt jalopy with the full interior and exterior detailing included in Package #3. Dirt and grime are quickly expelled with a hand wash, and wheels are pampered and dressed to prepare them for maneuvering tight corners and awkward run-ins with an ex-hubcap. Next, auto bodies are buffed and waxed as cloth seats and carpets are vacuumed and shampooed, and leather is treated the way it always knew it deserved. Finally, one of Gainesville's friendly guzzler glamorizers will make certain all interior and exterior trim is freshly dressed, seals are conditioned to stay on command, and windows are purged both inside and out, allowing customers to take advantage of splendid views of their own carport. Washes are available seven days a week by appointment and can be scheduled outside of Alachua County for an additional charge.