Movers should be careful with valuables, so as not to break family heirlooms or reanimate mannequins that have been frozen in time for a reason. Preserve precious objects in their current state with today's Groupon: for $125, you get two hours of moving services from Gainesville Moving, LLC (up to a $300 value). This Groupon is valid for locations within the city of Gainesville.

With 15 years of experience to its name, Gainesville Moving loads and unloads possessions from trucks, storage containers, and other transportable vessels. The company provides its own truck and all equipment necessary to get home goods from point A to point B, though customers can opt to use their own truck or large-capacity slingshot. Large instruments, such as pianos, keyboards, and organs, are transported with ease, with Gainesville’s qualified movers paying close attention so as not to damage keys or jostle loose bewitching melodies. Though not included in the cost of this Groupon, Gainesville Moving sells supplies to customers warehousing their wares, keeping desperate homeowners from being forced to submerge their valuables in vats of protective peanut butter.