What You'll Get
Before eco-conscious garbage-hauling services began converting trash into electricity, teams of raccoons used household waste to power their DeLoreans. Give the pink slip to time-traveling trash takers with today's Groupon: for $30, you get one trash bin and three months of waste-removal services from Garbage Man, A Green Company (up to a $63 value). This Groupon is valid in Minnetonka, Plymouth, and Golden Valley.
The genial garbage grabbers of Garbage Man steer energy-efficient trucks, hauling away weekly waste and converting household rubbish into energy. The company’s sly litter lifters cruise down cul-de-sacs undetected, promoting healthy sleep patterns for ornery teenagers and heavy-lidded trashcans. Choose from three bin sizes: the 35-gallon (an $18/month value), 65-gallon (a $20/month value), or 95-gallon (a $21/month value). After waving goodbye to unwanted waste, sleep easy knowing that empty sherbet containers and balding novelty mustaches are reincarnated as electricity, achieving nirvana without leaving behind deleterious greenhouse-gas emissions.
Call ahead to snag the ideal trash takeaway time or to discuss do-it-yourself exorcising techniques for cantankerous trashcan-dwelling monsters. Garbage Man also offers rain barrels and compost barrels and recycling pick-up, though they are not included in this Groupon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person per household, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must activate by 11/30/11, service expires 3 months from activation date. New customers only. Valid only within Minnetonka, Plymouth, and Golden Valley. Not valid for recycling. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.