Before eco-conscious garbage-hauling services began converting trash into electricity, teams of raccoons used household waste to power their DeLoreans. Give the pink slip to time-traveling trash takers with today's Groupon: for $30, you get one trash bin and three months of waste-removal services from Garbage Man, A Green Company (up to a $63 value). This Groupon is valid in Minnetonka, Plymouth, and Golden Valley.
The genial garbage grabbers of Garbage Man steer energy-efficient trucks, hauling away weekly waste and converting household rubbish into energy. The company’s sly litter lifters cruise down cul-de-sacs undetected, promoting healthy sleep patterns for ornery teenagers and heavy-lidded trashcans. Choose from three bin sizes: the 35-gallon (an $18/month value), 65-gallon (a $20/month value), or 95-gallon (a $21/month value). After waving goodbye to unwanted waste, sleep easy knowing that empty sherbet containers and balding novelty mustaches are reincarnated as electricity, achieving nirvana without leaving behind deleterious greenhouse-gas emissions.
Call ahead to snag the ideal trash takeaway time or to discuss do-it-yourself exorcising techniques for cantankerous trashcan-dwelling monsters. Garbage Man also offers rain barrels and compost barrels and recycling pick-up, though they are not included in this Groupon.