What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get teeth cleaning, x-rays, and exam at Gardenside Family Dentistry with Doctors Davis, Edens, and Stambaugh (a $128 value). A family owned toothstitution for 50 years, the friendly technicians at Gardenside offer a variety of dental services in a relaxing atmosphere. The three licensed dentists will conduct a careful initial evaluation ($32), prophylaxis cleaning ($57), and four bitewing x-ray films ($39). Unlike century-old photos of smiling celebrity miners, toothy grins can stay continuously bright thanks to a 50% discount on a take-home teeth whitening kit ($225 value).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.