Like reality TV stars, back pain can rapidly morph from a mildly annoying nobody into an attention-seeking screamer. Turn down the vertebrae volume with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a Sacro-Occipital Technique chiropractic exam and adjustment at Gardiner Chiropractic in Brooklyn (a $125 value).
From the comfort of his contemporary and calming clinic, Doctor of Chiropractic Gardiner's certified hands gently assess, correct, and Olympically score bodily alignment, straightening out malfunctioning mechanics from knee bone to neck bone. The 45–60 minute treatment melds data about each patient's health history with an in-office bodily analysis, triangulating torqued tension with help from the Sacro-Occipital Technique (SOT) method. Using highly specific orthopedic, structural, neurological, and typographical indicators, the SOT method is able to identify health-inhibiting patterns throughout the entire meat suit, leading Dr. Gardiner to make gentle yet intrinsic adjustments to restore balance to the spine, head, dorsal fin, pelvis, or other necessary areas.
While alleviating achy backs, Gardiner Chiropractic caters to the rest of the body's senses by sheltering them in an environment that is clean, comfortable, and nonclinical. The personalized treatment ensures each patient's unique posture problems are addressed with equal concern, adding relief from the wear and tear of past athletic pursuits or soothing stress brought on by a desk-chair dictatorship.