What You'll Get
Pizza was initially worn as a poncho to protect against vampires, which failed because vamps invented pizza to make people taste better. Tilt the scales by adding garlic to the mix with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a large (14 in.) specialty or gluten-free pizza at Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza in Simi Valley (up to a $23.49 value).
Garlic Jim's pie-packed menu was handcrafted with nothing more than a dream and a vast reserve of pizza-making expertise. To combat the stress of customizing a pie, naming it, and building its scholarship fund, feel free to order one of more than 10 predetermined specialty pies. The Hercules pizza wields a massive portion of salami, pepperoni, canadian bacon, beef, spicy italian sausage, and bacon ($20.49/large) and the Jim's veggie pie wards off clingy nutritionists with vitamin-packed green peppers, tomatoes, red onions, mushrooms, and black olives ($20.49/large). Additionally Jim's pizza elves can make any pie gluten-free except for the Jim's garlic chicken.
Though pizzas can be savored in their natural environment, the pizzeria, they can also be enjoyed in the captivity of diners' own homes. Patrons may adopt a piping-hot disk of delight at Garlic Jim's or feel free to have the pizza delivered for an extra fee and shellacked onto a baseball card for no charge.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Carryout and delivery only. Not valid towards build-your-own pizzas. Delivery fee not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.