Pizza was initially worn as a poncho to protect against vampires, which failed because vamps invented pizza to make people taste better. Tilt the scales by adding garlic to the mix with today's Groupon: for $10, you get one any-size pizza at Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza in Simi Valley (up to a $25.94 value).
Garlic Jim's pie-packed menu was handcrafted with nothing more than a dream and a vast reserve of pizza-making expertise. To combat the stress of customizing a pie, naming it, and building its scholarship fund, feel free to order one of more than 10 predetermined specialty pies. The Hercules pizza wields a massive portion of salami, pepperoni, canadian bacon, beef, spicy italian sausage, and bacon (a $23.49 value for extra large) and the Jim's veggie pie wards off clingy nutritionists with vitamin-packed green peppers, tomatoes, red onions, mushrooms, and black olives (a $23.49 value for extra large). Or, build-your-own pizza and craft a custom, edible masterpiece with up to five toppings ($25.94 for an extra-large). Additionally Jim's pizza elves can make any pie gluten-free except for the Jim's garlic chicken.
Pizzas can be enjoyed in the captivity of diners' own homes by performing a carryout adoption or having the piping-hot pizza disk delivered for an extra fee and shellacked onto a baseball card for no charge.
Though Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available for a pizza.
131 Cochran St.
Simi Valley, California 93065