Before fabric was discovered, mankind fashioned T-shirts from leaves glued with sap and sweaters from carpet samples held together by June bugs in need of seasonal work. Keep today's far-superior textiles in shape with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of alterations and dry cleaning at Garnat Dry Cleaning & More in Kitchener.
Garnat alters and dry cleans garments with a time-tested blend of machine-like precision and high-end eco-friendly products. Stain-purging vapours permeate plain dress shirts ($3), two-piece suits ($16.95), and dresses ($15.50+) to expunge grime and residual regret about not finishing clown school. Queen- or king-size bedspreads ($21.05) and duvets ($30+) get refreshed before wrapping sleep rafts in slumber-bringing comfort. On-site alterations shorten or lengthen leg-hugging garbs such as trousers ($9.70+) and skirts ($11.75), and jackets are trimmed up for a better fit ($1.10+/inch), readying them for next season before they go into closet hibernation. Customers can also opt for same-day service in the event of an impending soiree or a rapidly dwindling supply of invisibility serum.