The best way to capture a wild, rampaging meal is to hook it with a gigantic pasta lasso. Test your throwin' arm with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Italian fare at Garozzo’s Ristorante. Choose from the following locations: Olathe, Overland Park, or Lee's Summit.

Garozzo’s seasoned foodsmiths—who helped the eatery to earn the honors of KC Magazine's Best Italian Restaurant in 2011—serenade palates with an Old-World menu bursting at the seams with seafood, meat, and pastas. A nibbler of calamari fritti ($8) paves the way for Garozzo’s signature spiedini di pollo, a marinated chicken breast that rolls around in italian breadcrumbs before lounging under amogio sauce ($18). The 8-ounce grilled fillet mignon with goat cheese and a spicy cognac-cream reduction ($30) muffles disgruntled tummies before they blurt social-security numbers, and the seafood ravioli mario’s pasta pillows conceal shrimp, scallops, and lobster as they backstroke through a sherry wine sauce ($20). The cannelloni pasta crepe enfolds beef, chicken, and veal ($15)—all the strength-giving proteins needed to manually reorganize sidewalk panels.