Choosing pizza toppings is a lot like being married: if there is an irreconcilable disagreement, both parties take half. Grab a piece of the pie with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $14 worth of buffet-style eats at Gatti’s Pizza.

The All-You-Care-to-Eat buffet at Gatti’s Pizza packs bellies with a smorgasbord of classic pizzeria eats. After gaining entrance to the buffet ($3.99–$6.99 depending on age), patrons can refuel with slices of Gatti's signature pie, heaps of hot pasta, and stacks of cheese sticks. Those with stomach vacancies left for dessert can grab a piece of the dutch apple treat pizza, or encourage a friend to hastily get it for them by passing them a cinnamon stick like a relay runner's baton. Patrons can rhythmically graze on veggies from the expansive salad bar, loaded with more than 40 items, as their eyes exchange glances with friends or dreamily gaze into the pixilated pupils of the dining room's big-screen TVs.

Along with an array of stomach-stuffers, Gatti's Pizza features a game room filled with recreational excursions, great for working up monstrous appetites or aiding the digestion of enough pizza slices to tile Earth's roof. This Groupon is also valid for the Business Lunch special ($5.99/person), redeemable from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Kids two years old and younger eat free.