What You'll Get
Cowboys invented the handlebar mustache so they'd always have somewhere to hang their hat. Save yourself the grooming time and find a place to hang your stetson with today's Groupon: for $199, you get a one-night stay in an executive suite at Gaylord Texan Resort, located in Grapevine (up to a $500 value, depending on the day and time of year). Tax and the resort fee are included in this deal. Two Groupons may be used for a stay of two consecutive nights, but all reservations are subject to availability.
Guests of the Gaylord Texan's luxurious executive suites can bounce atop a custom-made king-size mattress swathed in plush bedding, surf the Internet with complimentary WiFi, and swivel around behind an executive desk. Suites also house a living area and a bathroom lined with granite counter space, ideal for chopping your soothing cucumber slices for the eyes and protective carrot sticks for the nose. The resort also hosts a wide range of amenities, including a 25,000-square-foot spa, both a 20-meter indoor lap pool and an outdoor swimming pool, and Paradise Springs, a 10-acre pool complex with a snaking river as lazy as a sloth that’s just eaten an entire bag of Doritos. Six restaurants and seven lounges span the well-groomed premises, sating any taste for sustenance or spirituous liquids. Throughout each stay, Gaylord Texan’s luxurious expanses nourish eyes with opulent fountains and landscaping, and stately architecture.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 2 per visit. 72hr cancellation notice required. Not valid towards prior reservations or groups. Subject to availability. Not valid June 9-10, 13-14, 17-18, 21-25, 28-30; July 1-3, 9, 13-19, 21-30, August 3-5, 10-11, 13, 15-16, 20-23, 29-31, September 1-3. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.