What You'll Get
Cleaning your house can be an excellent way to impress a date, while cleaning a vacationing neighbour's house can be an excellent way to hide the fact that you've been living there. Cover your tracks with today's Groupon: for $59, you get two hours of house cleaning services from GC Nexus (a $135 value). Homesteaders who purchase an additional hour get 30% off the additional hour.
GC Nexus' highly trained cleaning duos descend on dishevelled homes, restoring them to easily inhabitable conditions. Living rooms and dining rooms reeling from recent dust bunny coups are quelled with a thorough scrub down, and bedrooms and bathrooms are dusted, vacuumed, mopped, and polished. Cleaning mavens then infiltrate the kitchen, penetrating gunked and begrimed sinks, oven, fridges and dishwashers. At the customer's behest, laundry is washed, sorted, dried, and folded into an origami animal of choice. GC Nexus can purify up to 2,000 square feet of space over the course of two hours; click here for GC Nexus' complete housecleaning canon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By 10 day advance appointment only. Gratuity and parking not included. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.