What You'll Get
Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a standard oil change (a $40.95 value), or for $53, you get a pothole special (a $106.80 value) at G&C Tire and Auto Services in Chantilly and Manassas.
Car jockeys can ease pothole punishment and quench oil-thirsting engines by entrusting their rides to the ASE-certified technicians at G&C Tire and Auto Services. Upkeep hard-working auto innards with a standard oil change, during which techs restore motor mojo by draining old oil, replacing it with fresh piston polish, and swapping dingy oil sieves for sparkling new filters ($40.95). In addition to an oil and filter change, the pothole special includes an alignment check of pit plunging wheels ($9.95), soothing vehicular sore spots more effectively than with bandaids and chassis kisses. Finally, bucking steering wheels are tamed with a tire balance ($19.95) and rotation ($19.95), as well as a state inspection ($16), to ensure proper wear.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. No cash value. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.