If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Tame tresses for easy scaling with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a keratin treatment at Gel Salon (a $250 value).
Gel Salon’s retinue of coiffing experts sleeken unruly strands into soft, silky locks with the taming ministrations of a keratin treatment. Infusing natural keratin deep into hair cuticles, the treatment deflates frizz while straightening out curls for locks as flowing as possible before being included on local river maps. Lasting up to three to five months, the strand whispering can domesticate all types of hair, including locks that have previously been chemically processed. After waiting 72 hours to resume shampoo regimens, clients can fly through morning styling routines with ruler-straight follicles easily morphing into shiny manes, sleek updos, or pet-falcon perches.
Some hair-smoothing products include the carcinogen formaldehyde, which may cause nosebleeds, headaches, vomiting, and respiratory problems, among other side effects. Learn more about the health risks here.