What You'll Get
Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $75, you get three one-hour TRX personal-training sessions at Genesis Health Club (a $175.50 value). Today's deal offers access to all seven club locations. Reservations are required for each one-on-one session.
Designed by an ex-Navy Seal, the TRX full-body workout utilizes suspension to sculpt flesh clay into diamond-crushing muscle machines. Unlike stationary bike, treadmill, or speed-reading exercises, TRX combusts calories by engaging the core with every movement. While moving left, right, forward, backward, diagonal, reaching, and twisting, streamlining from one exercise to the next, weakness will flee to less intense grounds, leaving only shirt-tearing muscle. Training with TRX can improve coordination and reduce your risk for injury, allowing you to safely use your toes to scratch your back. Pumped-up personal trainers, available at all Genesis Health Club locations, eliminate all fit-blocking obstacles, so you'll have no excuses for not training hard and becoming the first person to jump the English Channel.
Nine Yahoo! Locals give the Rock Road Genesis Health Club an average of 3.5-stars:
- This place is awesome! There is a flat screen tv on every piece of cardio equipment and it makes working out so much easier. The staff was great and very helpful. Would definitely recommend! – Satisfied Member
- I love that I can plug my iPod into the TV and still plug my headphones in. They have cable TV's [sic] at each machine... music video channels included! – Fleurdelis
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 addl as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must use all 3 sessions by 9/16/11. Reservation reqd; subj. to availability. Must sign waiver. Non-transferable. Tax included. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Genesis Health Club
At each of its 12 locations in Kansas, the staff of Genesis Health Club strive to create a one-stop health-and-fitness center for the entire family. Supervised childcare programs entertain kids with arts and crafts, and Muay Thai classes help youngsters improve coordination and strength under the tutelage of a fifth-degree black belt. Adults can head over to yoga, Pilates, cycling, or MMA cardio classes, which are all led by nationally certified instructors. Guests can also take advantage of the rows of cardio and strength-training machines, or work one-on-one with an instructor to learn correct form and the best way to walk on your hands on a moving treadmill.