Like the seedpod of the sacred lotus, golf courses are filled with holes and cause feelings of euphoria when chewed. Chow down sans hallucinations with today’s Groupon to Geneva Farm Golf Course, on Davis Road in Street. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get one round of golf, cart rental, and one small bucket of range balls on Saturday or Sunday (up to a $53 value, depending on time of play).
• For $20, you get one round of golf, cart rental, and one small bucket of range balls on Monday through Friday (up to a $43 value, depending on time of play).

Carved from the gently rolling grounds of a historic farm, Geneva Farm's championship-style golf course offers an assortment of challenges to 9-iron neophytes and perfervid putters alike. Before tee time, the full grass driving range treats argyle-clad shoulders to game-ameliorating swing practice. Out on the green, well-placed bunkers and water hazards test skill and dexterity, and well-placed specters frighten speeding balls into their hidey holes. Many of Geneva Farm’s carts are outfitted with GPS to prevent friendship-ending blame games, flare-gun usage, and wrong turns onto goblin-ruled enclaves. After navigating through eye-and-ego-stinging sand traps, fairway-weary warriors can slake thirsts and sate grouchy appetites on-site at Twin Silos Restaurant (costs not included in today's Groupon).