According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal. For $39, you get The Wizard Touch car-wash package at Genie Car Wash. A full list of services included in this package can be found in the sidebar to the right. This Groupon can be used for one of the three Austin locations: Burnet Road, Lamar Boulevard, and William Cannon Drive.
The Wizard Touch car wash package at Genie Car Wash includes a thorough exterior wash that scrubs the bugs off the grill, gets the grime off the wheels and wheel wells, and rubs the muck off the underside of the bumper. The interior cleaning squeegies away peanut butter smears on the window, wipes off peanut butter on the dashboard, cleans the peanut butter out of the center console and door jams, vacuums up globs of peanut butter embedded in the carpet, and spoons old peanut butter out of the ashtray to make a peanut butter sandwich. Then, a high-end velocity wax slathers your ride until it gleams brighter than burning barrels of peanut butter. You'll also have the option of either a carpet shampooing or a hand express carnauba wax.
The Austin Chronicle's yearly Best of Austin readers poll has dubbed Genie Car Wash the best car wash in the city 15 times in the last 21 years. See what all the sparkling buzz is about and reward your vehicle for putting up with the stresses of harsh weather, dirty footprints, and having fast food absent-mindedly shoved into its cassette deck.
Genie Car Washes
At Genie Car Washes, nearly a half-century of business success lends an air of assured experience to locations recently upgraded with $500,000 in renovations. A large staff efficiently shuttles vehicles through a wash tunnel cushioned with foam pads designed to leave exteriors unscratched. Patrons can choose between one of six multistep car washes, or cherry-pick à la carte services such as leather conditioning, engine cleaning, and headlight restoration. Detailing packages assemble extra touches that subject disheveled cars to white-glove once-overs including trunk cleanings and carpet steam cleanings.