What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon for dental services from George P. Franco Jr., DDS, in Madisonville. Choose between the following options:
- For $65, you get a take-home whitening kit (a $500 value).
- For $59, you get a complete dental exam with a cleaning, x-rays, and fluoride treatment (a $351 value).
With 32 years of experience under his plaque-banishing belt, Dr. George P. Franco Jr. treats teeth to a menu of mouth-improving ministrations. Less-than-pearly unwhites can freshen their façades with a Life-Like whitening kit, which contains trays, a whitening solution, and a pop-up dentist chair for easy at-home application. Though the entire treatment takes two weeks to complete, most mouths report a snowier shade after just three days.
For calcium stacks in need of scrutiny, the full-service cleaning inspects and protects biters with a four-part regimen. Tongue gates not only get cleaned (an $88 value) and examined (a $78 value), but the dentist will also perform x-rays to examine canine insides for signs of deep decay or swallowed keys (a $149 value). To further fortify smiles, a fluoride treatment glazes gum fences, strengthening them with a mean mineral-rich punch (a $36 value).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 more as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 48hr cancellation notice req'd. Patients w/ periodontal disease or cavities may require add'l cleaning fees; All cavities must be restored prior to take-home whitening treatment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.