Although their thick wool coats would make them ideal car washers, sheep are rarely able to maintain the position due to costly hoof scratches and a tendency to eat air fresheners. Enjoy bipedal auto-polishing with today's Groupon to Get M.A.D. Mobile Auto Detailing. Crew members of this mobile automobile-cleaning service will travel to your home or office, provided it is within 45 miles of the center of Orange County. Choose one of the following options depending on the size of your ride and the direness of its state (each option includes the $20 gas fee):
- For $59, you get a car semidetailing (a $119 value).
- For $64, you get a van, truck, or SUV semidetailing (a $129 value).
- For $89, you get a car full detailing (up to a $159 value).
- For $99, you get a van, truck, or SUV full detailing (up to a $189 value).
The top-notch detailing services are performed by a traveling staff of cleansing experts who are highly trained in the lost art of hand washing and hand drying. Following a spray wax, a thorough interior cleaning will spiff up your ride’s inside with a vacuuming, doorjamb degunking, mat spot cleaning, air-vent dusting, and window resparkling. The exterior will have its bugs wicked off and its rubbery soles shined with a tire gloss. Auto owners opting for the full detailing will also net their ride a lustrous hand waxing, renewed trim, a full shampoo treatment for its weary carpets and mats, and newly cleaned and conditioned seats to prevent awkward pants-sticking incidents.
Pick up an extra Groupon and give the gift of a remastered car, or hang on to it and rekindle a high-octane relationship somewhere down the line. Further services and upgrades to the semidetail are available at an additional cost, invariably leading to a striking pavement prowler that will turn more heads in parking lots than a neighborhood strongman juggling shopping carts.
Though Get M.A.D. Mobile Auto Detailing sometimes features a discounted price online for full-detailing services, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.