Although their thick wool coats would make them ideal car washers, sheep are rarely able to maintain the position due to costly hoof scratches and a tendency to eat air fresheners. Enjoy bipedal auto-polishing with today's Groupon to Get M.A.D. Mobile Auto Detailing. Crew members of this mobile automobile-cleaning service will travel to homes or offices within 45 miles of downtown Santa Barbara (each option includes the $20 gas fee). Choose one of the following options depending on the size of your ride and the direness of its state :
• For $59, you get a car semidetailing (a $119 value).
• For $64, you get a van, truck, or SUV semidetailing (a $129 value).
• For $89, you get a car full detailing (up to a $159 value).
• For $99, you get a van, truck, or SUV full detailing (up to a $189 value).
Get M.A.D. Auto detailing's traveling staff of cleansing experts are highly trained in the lost art of hand washing and hand drying to buff grungy rides back to a showroom state. Following a spray wax, a thorough interior cleaning will spiff up each auto's inside with a vacuuming, doorjamb degunking, mat spot cleaning, air-vent dusting, and window re-sparkling. Car cleansers will wick bugs off exteriors and shine rubbery soles with a tire gloss. Auto owners opting for the full detailing will also net their ride a lustrous hand waxing, renewed trim, a full shampoo treatment for its weary carpets and mats, and newly cleaned and conditioned seats to prevent awkward pants-sticking incidents.
Further services and upgrades to Get M.A.D.'s semidetail are available at an additional cost, invariably leading to a striking pavement prowler that will turn more heads in parking lots than a neighborhood strongman juggling shopping carts.
Though Get M.A.D. Mobile Auto Detailing sometimes features a discounted price online for full-detailing services, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.