The sea has much to teach us—its tides foretell the lunar cycle, its salt treats us to delicious shark jerky, and its colorful creatures prove nature looks better in Blu-ray. Celebrate the big salty puddle's sagacity with today's Groupon: for $99, you get $200 worth of delivered-fresh lobster and seafood from Get Maine Lobster. This Groupon is valid for all products on GetMaineLobster.com. Extra fees for shipping may apply.
Chartering a cargo of aquatic delights from the Atlantic, Get Maine Lobster ships hand-picked seafood to the doorsteps of bib-wearing landlubbers across the continental United States. The icy waters of Maine are said to make lobster meat sweeter, and Get Maine Lobster brings that sweet meat home by swiftly delivering the delicious delicacies ($95.95 for two), still alive and bragging about their snappy outfits, to await a buttery afterlife. Freshly harvested mussels ($23.50 for 2 lbs.) beg to be boiled, steamed, roasted, barbecued, or fried in butter, and a range of pre-prepared, frozen fare such as Maine crab cakes ($104.95 for 12) and shrimp sugarcane skewers ($125.95 for 10) require only a few minutes in the oven or on the grill to quickly quell crustacean cravings. Customers may also embark on a land-and-sea expedition by opting for a surf ‘n’ turf dish ($199.99–$212.95).
Just in time for an idyllic date, Get Maine Lobster's direct-to-doorstep shipping gives heroic chefs ample opportunity to pretend they caught the sea bounty bare-handed from the neighbor's kiddie pool. Crustacean cooks can follow one of Get Maine Lobster's handy recipes—including a delectable Ebetino Denver lobster boil—to ensure a successful feast, or go off script by dressing lobsters in special hats for an all-lobster production of Guys and Lobsters.