The sea has much to teach us—its tides foretell the lunar cycle, its salt treats us to delicious shark jerky, and its colorful creatures prove nature looks better in Blu-ray. Celebrate the big salty puddle’s sagacity with today’s Groupon to GetMaineLobster.com. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get $100 worth of fresh lobster, seafood, steaks, and more.
- For $99, you get $200 worth of fresh lobster, seafood, steaks, and more. <p>
Extra fees for shipping may apply.
Chartering a cargo of aquatic delights from the Atlantic, GetMaineLobster.com ships the best in hand-picked seafood to the doorsteps of bib-wearing landlubbers across the continental United States. The icy waters of Maine are said to make lobster meat sweeter, and GetMaineLobster.com brings that sweet meat home by swiftly delivering the delicious delicacies ($95.95 for two), still alive and bragging about their snappy outfits, to await a buttery afterlife. Freshly harvested mussels ($23.50 for 2 pounds) beg to be boiled, steamed, roasted, barbecued, or fried in butter, and a range of pre-prepared, frozen fare such as Maine crab cakes ($104.95 for 12) and shrimp sugar-cane skewers ($125.95 for 10) only require a few minutes in the oven or on the grill to quickly quell crustacean cravings. Customers may also embark on a land-and-sea expedition by opting for surf & turf dish ($199.99–$212.95).
Just in time for an idyllic date, GetMaineLobster.com’s direct-to-doorstep shipping gives heroic chefs ample opportunity to pretend they caught the sea bounty bare-handed from the neighbor’s kiddie pool. Crustacean cooks can follow one of GetMaineLobster.com’s handy recipes—including a delectable Ebetino Denver lobster boil—to ensure a successful feast, but they may feel free to dress lobsters in special hats or make a lobster-shell suit for all-important Lobsterman superhero appearances.