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What You'll Get
It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
$59 for a 30-day weight-loss program with four weekly evaluations, four B-12 vitamin injections, two flavored energy drinks, a food journal, a lab-work request, and Phentermine if qualified (a $200 value)
$79 for a 60-day weight-loss program with eight weekly evaluations, eight B-12 vitamin injections, four flavored energy drinks, a food journal, a lab-work request, and Phentermine if qualified (a $325 value)
At an initial consultation, patients have their blood pressure and heart rate checked, weigh in, and receive a body-fat analysis. Once medical histories are reviewed, one of Get Slim's medical personnel works with the client to create an achievable diet plan tailored to individual goals. At each weekly meeting henceforth, participants weigh in, get their heart rate and blood pressure checked, and receive a B-12 lipotropic injection, instilling them with enough energy to punch a bush until it pukes up berries.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 15, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Services must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Get Slim Medical Weight Loss Clinic
At Get Slim Medical Weight Loss Clinic, a staff of medical personnel helps patients achieve weight-loss goals through deliberate, continual efforts. They personalize diet plans for each person's goals and affinity for peanut butter, along with giving out specialty injections such as testosterone or B-12 in efforts to accelerate fat eviction. Along with showers of personal attention, the staff analyze lab results.