The sea has much to teach us: its tides foretell the lunar cycle, its salt treats us to delicious shark jerky, and its colorful creatures prove that nature looks better in Blu-ray. Celebrate the big salty puddle's sagacity with today's Groupon: for $105, you get a full feast of four live Maine lobsters, four pounds of mussels, and four jumbo crab cakes from GetMaineLobster.com (a $210 value). The cost of overnight shipping is included.
Chartering a cargo of delights from the Atlantic, GetMaineLobster.com brings the best in handpicked seafood to the doorsteps of bib-wearing land lubbers across the continental United States. The icy waters of Maine make lobster meat sweeter, and GetMaineLobster.com brings that sweet meat home with this bounteous banquet for four that’s large enough fill a captain’s quarters and capsize even kraken-sized appetites. Stowed inside the Maine Feast, four Maine lobsters, all still alive and bragging about their snappy outfits, arrive at their new home to await a buttery afterlife. Accompanying the claw-cracking fab four, four heaping pounds of mussels beg to be boiled, steamed, roasted, barbecued, or fried in butter. Last but absolutely not least, a gang of four colossal crab cakes walks the plank into the galley of gustatory glee, completing a perfect storm of succulent supper.
Just in time for an idyllic Valentine’s date with a merperson, GetMaineLobster.com's free overnight shipping gives heroic chefs ample opportunity to slap on a slicker and pretend to catch the sea bounty bare-handed from the neighbor's pool. Follow this handy recipe to ensure a successful feast, but feel free to dress the lobsters in special hats, keep them as pets, or make a lobster-shell suit for all-important Lobsterman superhero appearances.