The sea has much to teach us—its tides foretell the lunar cycle; its salt treats us to delicious shark jerky; and its colorful creatures prove nature looks better in Blu-ray. Celebrate the big salty puddle’s sagacity with this Groupon to GetMaineLobster.com. Choose from the following options:
- For $65, you get a surf ‘n’ turf meal for two, which includes two 5-ounce filet mignons and two 4- to 5-ounce lobster tails (a $135.95 value).
- For $99, you get a surf ‘n’ turf meal for four, which includes four 5-ounce filet mignons and four 4- to 6-ounce lobster tails (a $199.99 value).
- For $105, you get a Maine-lobster dinner for four, which includes four 1.25-pound live Maine lobsters, 4 pounds of mussels, and four jumbo crab cakes (a $245 value).<p>
Most of the cost of overnight shipping is included; the handling fee of $10–$20, depending on delivery state, is not included in the value of this Groupon. There is an additional $25 fee for Saturday shipping.
Chartering a cargo of aquatic delights from the Atlantic, GetMaineLobster.com ships the best in handpicked seafood to the doorsteps of bib-wearing landlubbers across the continental United States. The icy waters of Maine are said to make lobster meat sweeter, and GetMaineLobster.com brings that sweet meat home with this bounteous banquet for four that’s large enough to fill a captain’s quarters and capsize even kraken-size appetites.
The lobster dinner for four includes four Maine lobsters, all still alive and bragging about their snappy outfits, arriving at their new home to await a buttery afterlife. Seafood snackers also get 4 pounds of mussels begging to be boiled, steamed, roasted, barbecued, or fried in butter. Last but absolutely not least, a gang of four jumbo crab cakes walks the plank into the galley of gustatory glee, completing a perfect storm of succulent supper. With the surf ‘n’ turf options, you get two or four 5-ounce filet mignons, as well as two or four lobster tails, finished with traditional Maine clam chowder.
Just in time for an idyllic date, GetMaineLobster.com’s overnight shipping gives heroic chefs ample opportunity to pretend they caught the sea bounty barehanded from the neighbor’s kiddie pool. Follow one of GetMaineLobster.com’s handy recipes—including a delectable Ebetino Denver lobster boil—to ensure a successful feast, but feel free to dress the lobsters in special hats or make a lobster-shell suit for all-important Lobsterman superhero appearances.