It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $59 for a 30-day weight-loss program with a consultation, weekly evaluations, and four vitamin-B12 injections (a $125 value)
- $99 for a 60-day weight-loss program with a consultation, weekly evaluations, and eight vitamin-B12 injections (a $250 value)
At an initial consultation, patients have their blood pressure and heart rate checked, weigh in, and receive a body-fat analysis. At each weekly meeting henceforth, participants measure their blood pressure, heart rate, and weight again, and receive a B12 injection that instills them with enough energy to punch a bush until it pukes up berries.
Get Slim Medical Weight Loss Clinic
At Get Slim Medical Weight Loss Clinic, a staff of medical personnel helps patients achieve weight-loss goals through deliberate, continual efforts. They personalize diet plans for each person's goals and affinity for peanut butter, along with giving out specialty injections such as testosterone or B-12 in efforts to accelerate fat eviction. Along with showers of personal attention, the staff analyze lab results.