2 Pocketbooks Full of Humorous Wisdom

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In a Nutshell

Pocket-sized humor books packed with Western-inspired one-liners, all written in a rustic text

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Limit 3 per person, may buy 2 more as gifts. $2.99 flat-rate shipping fee for purchases less than $14.99. Free shipping for purchases of $14.99 or more. Does not ship to AK/HI/Canada/Puerto Rico. Most orders are delivered within 12 business days from the purchase date. Does not ship to PO boxes. FINAL SALE; no returns unless defective. See return policy. Must pay applicable tax and provide name and shipping address at checkout, which will be shared to facilitate shipping. Goods sold by Groupon Goods.

Bundle Contents

  • Don't Squat with Your Spurs On: A Cowboy's Guide to Life by Texas Bix Bender
  • Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread: A Cowgirl's Guide to Life by Gladiola Montana


Humorous Wisdom Pocketbooks

John Wayne once gave fellow actor Michael Caine this sound advice: "Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much." He was speaking about acting, but his words ring equally true for the spirit of the Wild West—a wide-open landscape filled with rugged characters and memorable one-liners. It's with this tone—and a dose of humor—that Gladiola Montana and Texas Bix Bender compiled their pocket-sized wisdom books. The rustic, yellowed pages offer advice and quips for almost any situation, such as "There's no future livin' in the past" for a guilt-ridden friend or one who maintains that hoop skirts are all the rage.

  • Pocket-sized humor books
  • Packed with Western-inspired one-liners
  • Advice such as "Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse"
  • Great entertainment for cocktail parties


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