2 Pocketbooks Full of Humorous Wisdom

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Bundle Contents

  • Don't Squat with Your Spurs On: A Cowboy's Guide to Life by Texas Bix Bender
  • Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread: A Cowgirl's Guide to Life by Gladiola Montana


Humorous Wisdom Pocketbooks

John Wayne once gave fellow actor Michael Caine this sound advice: "Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much." He was speaking about acting, but his words ring equally true for the spirit of the Wild West—a wide-open landscape filled with rugged characters and memorable one-liners. It's with this tone—and a dose of humor—that Gladiola Montana and Texas Bix Bender compiled their pocket-sized wisdom books. The rustic, yellowed pages offer advice and quips for almost any situation, such as "There's no future livin' in the past" for a guilt-ridden friend or one who maintains that hoop skirts are all the rage.

  • Pocket-sized humor books
  • Packed with Western-inspired one-liners
  • Advice such as "Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse"
  • Great entertainment for cocktail parties

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