Average Joe Dildo Collection with Non-Vibrating, Vibrating, and Self Heating Options

Average Joe Dong Collection

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Average Joe Dong Collection with Non-Vibrating, Vibrating, and Self Heating Options

Shared Features

These features apply to all options.

  • True-to-life sized dong
  • Realistic tip and veined shaft
  • Real-like tight balls
  • Harness compatible suction cup base
  • Waterproof allows for using it also while taking a shower or a bath
  • Phthalate-free

The Bartender, Miguel
  • Width: 3.6”
  • Length: 7.5”
  • Depth: 2.3”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Construction Worker, Victor
  • Width: 3.4”
  • Length: 7”
  • Depth: 3.1”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Fitness Instructor, Darnell
  • Width: 3.8”
  • Length: 7”
  • Depth: 2.4”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Lawyer, Terrence
  • Insertable length: 6”
  • Width: 3.8”
  • Length: 7.5”
  • Depth: 2.8”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Mechanic, Andy
  • Width: 3.5”
  • Length: 7”
  • Depth: 3.2”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Professor, Charles
  • Width: 3.1”
  • Length: 7.5”
  • Depth: 2.7”
  • Girth: 1.25”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • Non-vibrating model, no batteries required
The Nerd, Sheldon Vibrating
  • Width: 4.17”
  • Length: 7.68”
  • Depth: 3.19”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 1.01 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Fire Fighter, Kevin Vibrating
  • Width: 3.43”
  • Length: 8.66”
  • Depth: 2.6”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 0.9 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Carpenter, Mauricio Vibrating
  • Width: 3.15”
  • Length: 8.07”
  • Depth: 2.76”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 0.75 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Pool Man, Alejandro Vibrating
  • Width: 4.17”
  • Length: 7.87”
  • Depth: 2.4”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.77 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Architect, Dion Vibrating
  • Width: 3.78”
  • Length: 9.45”
  • Depth: 2.87”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.94 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Doctor, Marcus Vibrating
  • Width: 2.72”
  • Length: 8.46”
  • Depth: 3.19”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.7 lb.
  • 2 AA batteries required (not included)
The Plumber, Ricardo Vibrating/Heating
  • Width: 4.17”
  • Length: 8.27”
  • Depth: 2.75”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 0.85 lb.
  • 3 AAA batteries required (not included)
The Detective, Marco Vibrating/Heating
  • Width: 3.54”
  • Length: 8.27”
  • Depth: 3”
  • Girth: 2”
  • Weight: 0.69 lb.
  • 3 AAA batteries required (not included)
The Engineer, Quentin Vibrating/Heating
  • Width: 3.54”
  • Length: 8.27”
  • Depth: 3”
  • Girth: 1.5”
  • Weight: 0.74 lb.
  • 3 AAA batteries required (not included)
The Musician, Dwayne Vibrating/Heating
  • Width: 3.74”
  • Length: 8.66”
  • Depth: 3”
  • Girth: 1.75”
  • Weight: 0.81 lb.
  • 3 AAA batteries required (not included)

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Jamie Verified Purchaser
Feb 12th, 2019
I don’t know how to use the “warm”function yet but the Engineer was perfect size and good for me!
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Dina Verified Purchaser
Jan 11th, 2019
The product was not properly sealed and broken!!! Very disappointed!!!
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Monica Verified Purchaser
Jan 2nd, 2019
Made the best white elephant gift ever!!!
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Tarra Verified Purchaser
Jan 1st, 2019
Works well. No instructions so that's weird. Use string batteries! Lol
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ShanTina Verified Purchaser
Dec 16th, 2018
Love it!!
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MaReeza Verified Purchaser
Nov 30th, 2018
Horrible so underrated! Disappointing to say the least. I want a refund!!!!!
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mayra Verified Purchaser
Nov 30th, 2018
To wide.
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Holly Verified Purchaser
Nov 18th, 2018
It was broken when I received it.
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Christina Verified Purchaser
Aug 28th, 2018
He's kinda too big but he doesn't talk back. Best boyfriend I have ever had!
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2 people found this review helpful
Laura Verified Purchaser
Aug 1st, 2018
The item shorts out and was refused a refund because it is no refundable.
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