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Average Joe Dong Collection with Non-Vibrating, Vibrating, and Self Heating Options

Shared Features

These features apply to all options.

• True-to-life sized dong
• Realistic tip and veined shaft
• Real-like tight balls
• Harness compatible suction cup base
• Waterproof allows for using it also while taking a shower or a bath
• Phthalate-free

The Bartender, Miguel

• Width: 3.6”
• Length: 7.5”
• Depth: 2.3”
• Girth: 1.5”
• Weight: 0.75 lb.
• Non-vibrating model, no batteries required

The Construction Worker, Victor

• Width: 3.4”
• Length: 7”
• Depth: 3.1”
• Girth: 1.5”
• Weight: 0.75 lb.
• Non-vibrating model, no batteries required

The Fitness Instructor, Darnell

• Width: 3.8”
• Length: 7”
• Depth: 2.4”
• Girth: 1.5”
• Weight: 0.75 lb.
• Non-vibrating model, no batteries required

The Lawyer, Terrence

• Insertable length: 6”
• Width: 3.8”
• Length: 7.5”
• Depth: 2.8”
• Girth: 1.5”
• Weight: 0.75 lb.
• Non-vibrating model, no batteries required

The Mechanic, Andy

• Width: 3.5”
• Length: 7”
• Depth: 3.2”
• Girth: 1.75”
• Weight: 0.75 lb.
• Non-vibrating model, no batteries required

The Professor, Charles

• Width: 3.1”
• Length: 7.5”
• Depth: 2.7”
• Girth: 1.25”
• Weight: 0.75 lb.
• Non-vibrating model, no batteries required

The Nerd, Sheldon Vibrating

• Width: 4.17”
• Length: 7.68”
• Depth: 3.19”
• Girth: 1.75”
• Weight: 1.01 lb.
• 2 AA batteries required (not included)

The Fire Fighter, Kevin Vibrating

• Width: 3.43”
• Length: 8.66”
• Depth: 2.6”
• Girth: 1.75”
• Weight: 0.9 lb.
• 2 AA batteries required (not included)

The Carpenter, Mauricio Vibrating

• Width: 3.15”
• Length: 8.07”
• Depth: 2.76”
• Girth: 1.75”
• Weight: 0.75 lb.
• 2 AA batteries required (not included)

The Pool Man, Alejandro Vibrating

• Width: 4.17”
• Length: 7.87”
• Depth: 2.4”
• Girth: 1.5”
• Weight: 0.77 lb.
• 2 AA batteries required (not included)

The Architect, Dion Vibrating

• Width: 3.78”
• Length: 9.45”
• Depth: 2.87”
• Girth: 1.5”
• Weight: 0.94 lb.
• 2 AA batteries required (not included)

The Doctor, Marcus Vibrating

• Width: 2.72”
• Length: 8.46”
• Depth: 3.19”
• Girth: 1.5”
• Weight: 0.7 lb.
• 2 AA batteries required (not included)

The Plumber, Ricardo Vibrating/Heating

• Width: 4.17”
• Length: 8.27”
• Depth: 2.75”
• Girth: 1.75”
• Weight: 0.85 lb.
• 3 AAA batteries required (not included)

The Detective, Marco Vibrating/Heating

• Width: 3.54”
• Length: 8.27”
• Depth: 3”
• Girth: 2”
• Weight: 0.69 lb.
• 3 AAA batteries required (not included)

The Engineer, Quentin Vibrating/Heating

• Width: 3.54”
• Length: 8.27”
• Depth: 3”
• Girth: 1.5”
• Weight: 0.74 lb.
• 3 AAA batteries required (not included)

The Musician, Dwayne Vibrating/Heating

• Width: 3.74”
• Length: 8.66”
• Depth: 3”
• Girth: 1.75”
• Weight: 0.81 lb.
• 3 AAA batteries required (not included)

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