The modern world is full of innovations that help us through tough winters: high-tech jackets shield our bodies from the snow, touchscreen-friendly gloves keep our fingers warm when texting, and contoured, vented ski masks ensure our exes can’t recognize us on the ski slopes.
But with all this technology, we’ve forgotten about nature’s ski mask: the beard. With Beardski ski masks, men and women alike can go back to basics by warming their faces with the rugged whiskers of an old-timey mountain man. You’ll look right at home when you hit the slopes, and even more at home when you start guzzling moonshine and biting soft nuggets of gold to test their worth.
Other Accessories That Nature Gives Us
Nature’s mittens: the underarms
Nature’s earmuffs: long hair
Nature’s coat: a bear hug from a large friend
Nature’s socks: the underside of a seated housepet
Beard-shaped thermal ski mask
Warm, neoprene-woven fleece lining
Vented mouth and chin for comfortable breathing
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The mask itself was fine, but quality of the beard could have been what I saw in Groupon, it was a disappointment. All in all it is a fun item but feel the item should be less money to match the quality. I purchased it to give as a gift.