- Drain away tension
- Increase lymphatic flow
- Relax & refresh over a full hour
- Friendly, experienced therapists
About This Deal
If you've ever sat beside a roaring fire, wishing its flame fingers would reach out and massage your aches and pains away, today's deal gives you all the warmth of a fire massage without the uncomfortable burns. For $60, you get a one-hour hot-stone massage (a $135 value) at GG Massage Studio, which is centrally located on West 8th Street.
GG Massage Studio's friendly massage therapist will strategically arrange gently heated, smooth-basalt lava stones on key energy points of your body to deliver a comfortable warmth that drains away tension and brings your muscles to the optimal stress-exorcism temperature. At the same time, skilled hands work warmed oils deeply into your skin, which causes the lymphatic system to flow at an increased rate, which causes your immune system to strengthen and your circulatory system to refresh, which causes your smiling muscles to flex, which causes your dreamboat movie star to fall in love with you, which causes your life to become a paparazzi gold mine, which seems incredibly unlikely yet, at the same time, highly plausible.
Stressful things such as jobs and stress can transform your once-nimble muscles into rigid two-by-fours. A hot-stone massage in GG's luxurious spa atmosphere will relight your internal furnace and flexibilify your tense muscles. After one hour of back-based indulgence, you'll walk out refreshed, relaxed, and ready to take on any upcoming task, such as an unexpected kitten calendar shoot.