The Vampire Seduction Handbook: A Guide to the Ultimate Romantic Adventure by Luc Richard Ballion

In a Nutshell

A step-by-step guide for women that imparts tips and tricks for romancing a vampire, written by Luc Richard Ballion, a vampire himself

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The Vampire Seduction Handbook: The Vampire Seduction Handbook: A Guide to the Ultimate Romantic Adventure by Luc Richard Ballion

Wait, Vampire Seduction?

Yep. Aimed at women, this step-by-step guide teaches ladies how to romance a supernatural lothario. Find out where to find a vampire, how to get their attention, and what sort of physical thrills are common between the sheets.

About the Author

Born in 1753, the pointy-toothed author was wounded in the Revolutionary War before succumbing to a vampire's transformative bite. Since then, Ballion has been amassing an army of living and not-so-living paramours, making him an expert on all things undead.

To Be Or Not To Be … a Vampire

One mustn't become a vampire to enjoy a tryst with one, though the option is certainly on the table. Ballion lays out the dangers of drinking one's own blood, as well as the true level of commitment that accompanies eternal life as a bloodsucker.

The Specifics

  • Written by vampire Luc Richard Ballion
  • Co-written with Scott Bowen, author of The Vampire Survival Guide
  • Evocative color illustrations
  • 256 pages; softcover

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