$1199 for a LipoLite Body Contouring Treatment at Gia Laser Aesthetic Center in Claremont ($3,000 Value)

Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with today's Groupon: for $1199, you get a LipoLite contouring treatment on one area of the body from Gia Laser Aesthetic Center (a $3,000 value), located in Claremont. This Groupon is valid for one treatment on the thighs, arms, abdomen, or neck.

Gia Laser Aesthetic Center's medical director Dr. Jeffrey W. Kronson sleekens physiques with minimally invasive LipoLite technology. A less invasive alternative to traditional liposuction, LipoLite liquefies overfed cells with a powerful laser beam, allowing the sure-handed doctor to evict the melted ghosts of butterscotch sundaes past from the body through a tiny incision. Local anesthesia helps to ease any discomfort associated with the procedure, and most patients return to normal activities within 48 hours. Some results may appear immediately, but most patients must wait six to eight weeks to slip into their superhero tights from high school.