What You'll Get
A shining smile can be a tremendous asset in luring in potential friends, especially when you live in a gated community populated by fish-people. Illuminate a friendly smile with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get one in-office Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at Gilbert Dental Center (a $473 value).
Enabled by proprietary, light-activated whitening gel, Zoom! teeth-whitening treatments whitewash agents of dental disrepair into pearly oblivion, leaving patients with lasting, lustrous smiles. Upon arrival, one of Gilbert Dental Center’s staffers will force finicky flappers into a mouthpiece designed to protect all nonivory oral residents from bleaching and irritation. Teeth tenders then diligently varnish tusks with the gel before bathing chompers in concentrated light, which mystically inspires the otherwise indifferent goo to penetrate into tooth enamel and gently dissipate entrenched stains. The entire procedure lasts roughly 90 minutes and can render teeth up to six shades brighter; patrons can expect the results to linger, though more lasting luster will be granted to those who avoid wanton coffee guzzling and reckless bobbing-for-oil competitions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.