Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-sized Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,599, you get a complete Invisalign treatment from Ginger Price, DDS (a $5,435 value).

Voted Best Dentist in Phoenix by Arizona Foothills Magazine in 2009, and one of Phoenix Magazine's 2011 Top Dentists, Dr. Ginger Price puts incisors back in line with Invisalign, a system that straightens crooked chompers using a combination of highly advanced 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The process eschews cumbersome braces for clear removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. View some Invisalign FAQs here.

Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw.