Deep-dish pizza justifiably outshines its less-enjoyed relative, shallow-dish pizza, which is materialistic and incapable of abstract conversations. Eat in depth with today's Groupon: for $6, you get $20 worth of deep-dish delicacies at Gino's East's eight participating downtown and suburban locations.

Chicago-style pizza crust is like a decadent, gilded bowl filled with chunky tomato sauce, gooey cheeses, and the freshest veggies and finest meats in the Midwest. At Gino's East, featured on Travel Channel's Man v. Food and multiple other media outlets, each pizza is made fresh by hand and filled with a chunky, flavorful sauce. Unlike thin-crust pizzas, which may require several slices to satiate hunger, deep-dish pizzas can fill a hungry handmaiden with one piece and stuff ultimate-fighting champs with two.

If you're dining at any of the downtown locations, get a medium traditional deep-dish pizza with cheese and Gino's signature sausage for $23.20 ($17.85 at suburban locations). Order a small vegetarian (asparagus, green peppers, mushrooms, onions, red peppers, yellow squash, eggplant, and zucchini) or a bacon-cheeseburger pizza ($20.45 each downtown, $14.35 each at suburban locations) for an intricate feast. If you aren't after deep-dish pizza, Gino's downtown and suburban menus also offer thin-crust options, stromboli ($9.25 each downtown, $7.29 each in the suburbs), and perfectly flaky, cream-filled cannoli ($3.25 at all locations).