Neglected cars try to escape their owners by parking in tow zones or running away from their garages to join the demolition derby. Keep custody of your car with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a full detailing service for a car from Gio's Mobile Auto Detailing (a $120 value). Services are available to vehicles located within 30 miles of downtown Orlando.

Armed with their own water, electricity, and car-cleansing wizardry, Gio's Mobile Auto Detailing's technicians travel to customers' parked vehicles to give them at-home cleansing attention. During the full detailing service, which lasts 2–4 hours, the staff washes, waxes, and rubs clay bars over the auto's surface to create an exterior as shiny as an apple wrapped in the skin of a shinier apple. Windows surrender their stains both inside and out, and cars' rubbery soles and grumbling engines receive grime-exorcising washes and shines. In addition to wiping down dashboards and interior panels, the technicians will lead vacuums on clandestine missions throughout cabins, protect interior surfaces with a coat of leather conditioner, and work to remove stains and factory-production birthmarks with deep carpet cleaning.