What You'll Get
Many standup comedians offer hilarious observations about everyday things, such as how men and women are different or why we should live in constant fear of the all-powerful sun’s unchecked control over our feeble planet. Laugh away your worries with this deal to see Ralphie May at the Ford Community and Performing Arts Center’s Michael A. Guido Theater. For $34, you get two tickets for rear-balcony seating on Wednesday, March 20, at 7:30 p.m. (up to a $70.50 value, including all fees). Doors open at 6:30 p.m.
From the moment Ralphie May walks onto the stage, he demands attention with his 400-pound frame and incongruously high-pitched voice, juxtaposing quick barbs against lengthy pauses to wittily lance society’s absurdities. His Southern drawl and babyish looks won him second place in NBC’s Last Comic Standing and launched him into the comedy stratosphere, where he starred in several Comedy Central specials and DVDs, including Prime Cut, in which he pokes fun at the adorably awful hairstyles popular in his native Dixie. This past March, during his Too Big to Ignore special, Ralphie mused on the unforeseen perks of resembling a famous transgender celebrity, leaving audiences as delighted as a clown who finally saved up enough to buy his own personal limousine.<p>
Ralphie May in his 2008 Special, Austin-Tatious
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Ford Community & Performing Arts Center
A 1,201-seat auditorium that values acoustic excellence as much as visual grandeur, the Ford Community & Performing Arts Center houses ornate wooden accents and intricate wall panels that soar over a sweeping balcony peppered with plush red seats. Ample wheelchair seating and elevators to all levels abound, ensuring audience members seated in the balcony won’t need to rely on the creaky wooden catapults still in use at many theaters.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 20, 2013. Limit 1 per person. Reservation required. Redeem starting 3/20 for a ticket at venue box office. Must show valid ID matching name on voucher at Ford Community & Performing Arts Center. Must provide first and last name at checkout, which we will provide to facilitate redemption of voucher. Refundable only on day of purchase. Must redeem together to sit together. Discount reflects Sports Business Consulting, LLC's current ticket prices-price may differ on day of the event. Doors open 1 hour before showtime. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.