What You'll Get
Like learning to use chopsticks, roller-skating takes patience, dedication, and a particularly dexterous set of toes. Admire flexible feet with this deal to El Paso Roller Derby Presents: St. Smacktrick’s Day at Nations Tobin Park on Saturday, March 17. Doors open at 5:30 p.m., and the first bout begins at 6 p.m. Choose between the following options:
- $8 for two tickets (a $16 value)
- $16 for four tickets (a $32 value)<p>
The ladies of El Paso Roller Derby celebrate two major events on St. Smacktrick’s Day: the day an English monk destroyed Ireland’s booming snake-breeding economy; and their league’s recent acceptance into the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association. Colorfully named skaters convene from Odessa, Hobbs, Marfa, Albuquerque, and beyond for a double-header of flat-track face-offs. The first match pits the Irish Car Bombs against the Lucky Charms as green-clad jammers sprint under the flying elbows of blockers while the less lucky careen into walls. The Hooligans and the Shenanigans follow up the action with their own blur of scuffed helmets, bright spandex, striped knee socks, and fishnets.
El Paso Roller Derby is a nonprofit organization that promotes athleticism and community involvement. With the application of a couple of knee pads, its pack of local mothers, teachers, waitresses, and students transforms into wheel-footed Valkyries with names such as Battle Angel, Alkaline Trina, Mallibully Barbie, and Not-Feeling-Creative-Today Phyllis. As the TexPistols, they traverse the Lone Star State’s most treacherous tracks in trademark yellow shirts and black fishnets.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Redeem starting 3/17 for a ticket at Nations Tobin Park ticket stand. Must show valid ID matching name on voucher at Nations Tobin Park. Must provide first and last name at checkout, which will be provided to Nations Tobin Park. Refundable only on day of purchase. Must purchase together to sit together. Discount reflects El Paso Roller Derby current ticket prices-price may differ on day of the event. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.