Without audiences, unoccupied musicians would be forced to engage in their hobbies, such as macramé and incompetent lumberjacking. Prevent talent misdirection with today’s deal: for $20, you get $40 worth of “Concert Cash,” valid toward tickets for concerts at the Blossom Music Center in Cuyahoga Falls or Jacobs Pavilion at Nautica, from Live Nation Entertainment’s online store.

One of the world’s leading live-entertainment companies, Live Nation connects millions of fans to thousands of performances across the globe. Today’s deal can be used for one or more selected Live Nation concerts at the open-air Blossom Music Center or Jacobs Pavilion at Nautica, providing fans with aural stimulation of all stripes and filling ears more pleasantly than the aggressively atonal orchestras that roam the countryside. Upcoming concerts at the Blossom Music Center include such diverse performers as Lil Wayne and Journey, and the Jacobs Pavilion at Nautica calendar features legends such as Janet Jackson and Bob Dylan.

Live Nation’s comprehensive fan guarantee ensures ticketholder satisfaction, and crack customer-service teams resolve any purchasing problems with practiced aplomb. With today’s deal, customers can buy up to two Groupons, crafting a carefully considered concert series or conducting a multi-stage survey of concession fare.