Without audiences, unoccupied musicians would be forced to engage in their hobbies, such as macramé and incompetent lumberjacking. Prevent talent misdirection with today's GrouponLive deal: for $20, you get $40 worth of "Concert Cash," valid toward tickets for concerts at Shoreline Amphitheatre in Mountain View from Live Nation Entertainment's online store.
One of the world's leading live-entertainment companies, Live Nation connects millions of fans to thousands of performances across the globe. Today's deal can be used for one or more selected Live Nation concerts at the open-air Shoreline Amphitheatre, providing fans with aural stimulation of all stripes, filling ears more pleasantly than the aggressively atonal orchestras that roam the countryside. Upcoming concerts at the venue include such diverse performers as Kid Rock, Toby Keith, and Sublime, giving listeners a cornucopia of euphonic options.
Live Nation's comprehensive fan guarantee ensures ticketholder satisfaction, and crack customer-service teams resolve any purchasing problems with practiced aplomb. With today's deal, customers can buy up to two Groupons, crafting a carefully considered concert series or conducting a multi-stage survey of concession fare.