What You'll Get
Without audiences, unoccupied musicians would be forced to engage in their hobbies, such as macramé and incompetent lumberjacking. Prevent talent misdirection with today’s deal: for $20, you get $40 toward tickets for concerts at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater in Maryland Heights from Live Nation Entertainment’s online store.
One of the world’s leading live-entertainment companies, Live Nation connects millions of fans to thousands of performances across the globe. Today’s deal can be used for any Live Nation concert at the open-air Verizon Wireless Amphitheater, providing fans with aural stimulation of all stripes, which fills ears more pleasantly than the aggressively atonal orchestras that roam the countryside. Upcoming concerts at the venue include such diverse performers as Toby Keith, Journey, and Incubus, giving listeners a cornucopia of euphonic options.
Live Nation’s comprehensive fan guarantee ensures ticketholder satisfaction, and crack customer-service teams resolve any purchasing problems with practiced aplomb. With today’s deal, customers can buy up to four Groupons, crafting a carefully considered concert series or conducting a multistage survey of concession fare.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Online only, must redeem through Live Nation site. Not for re-sale. Non-transferable. Valid for one or more shows during 2011 concert season, based on availability. Subject to full terms. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.