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25th-anniversary season produces two farces—remounting great theatre hit & premiering sex farce blended with zombie invasion

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Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only for listed performances. Must present Groupon to box office to reserve seats. Redeem starting 9/1/11. Must show valid ID matching name on Groupon at Theatre Windsor box office. Must provide first and last name at checkout. Refundable only on day of purchase. Must purchase together to sit together. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Watching live theatre is like interviewing for a job: though multiple costume changes can be distracting, there's nothing a fake British accent can't fix. Witness the magic of the stage with today's Groupon to Theatre Windsor. Choose from the following options:

• For $16, you get two tickets to No Sex Please, We're British!, valid Thursday, September 8, through Saturday, September 10, at 8 p.m. and Sunday, September 11, at 2 p.m. (up to a $32 value).
• For $16, you get two tickets to Survive Another Day, valid Thursday, October 20, through Saturday, October 22, at 8 p.m. and Sunday, October 23, at 2 p.m. (up to a $32 value).
• For $29, you get four tickets to No Sex Please, We're British!, valid Thursday, September 8, through Saturday, September 10, at 8 p.m. and Sunday, September 11, at 2 p.m. (up to a $64 value).
• For $29, you get four tickets to Survive Another Day, valid Thursday, October 20, through Saturday, October 22, at 8 p.m. and Sunday, October 23, at 2 p.m. (up to a $64 value).

Theatre Windsor celebrates its 25th anniversary by remounting one of its greatest hits, No Sex Please, We're British!, and by premiering a new play, entitled Survive Another Day, penned by one of its own members. Boasting a long-running production history in London and on Broadway, No Sex Please, We're British! spirals into rapid-fire repartee and requisite door slamming after assistant bank manager Peter and his new bride place an order for Scandinavian glassware and in turn receive multiple orders of Scandinavian pornography. Pressure mounts as the young couple attempts to conceal the escalating shipments from Peter's mom, a police superintendent, his boss, and a bank inspector. The situation worsens thanks to Peter's well-meaning but befuddled best friend.

Written by Theatre Windsor member Ian Bruno, Survive Another Day strives to create a new stage genre by blending British sex farce with a zombie invasion. David, a respected university professor in Shakespearean biology, has a beautiful wife but also a secret girlfriend. He enlists his loyal but booze-addled best friend to help keep his affair a secret, but David's predicament is exacerbated by the arrival of policemen, nosy neighbours, and an army of zombies. Audiences arrive prepared for stage blood, gunshots, and extreme British colloquialisms.

Built and run by volunteers who put all proceeds back into the shows, Theatre Windsor performs in a 12-row, 110-seat theatre on the second floor of Market Square. Buyers are encouraged to contact the box office as soon as possible to reserve spots in the general-admission seating.

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