Though often regarded as instinct, wrestling is actually a skill acquired in the womb, where all babies must defeat their evil selves in order to be born. Further prenatal training with today’s deal to see Ontario Championship Wrestling present “Hangover 2012” at the #560 Royal Canadian Legion on Saturday, January 21, at 7 p.m. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Choose between the following options:

• For $10, you get two tickets (a $20 value).
• For $18, you get four tickets (a $40 value).<p>

A rowdy roster of colourful characters roam Ontario Championship Wrestling’s ring, where insults are lobbed, chairs are thrown, and title belts are snatched from spandexed waists. At “Hangover 2012,” revenge is the dish promised to be most-served. New OCW Heavyweight Champion CJ Felony attempts to retain his title after he and the OCW General Manager pinched it from former champ, Harley Davidson, in December’s “Survival” event. In other action, witness tag-team champs Hangman and Derrek Hamilton as they flail foes against the ropes with four hands of fury, and the OCW Divas as they tussle for a top spot. With general-admission seats, patrons can arrive early to sit near ringside, where from the sounds of bodyslams ricochet off the mat and sweat droplets twinkle off of folding chairs that long for their former days as elementary schools’ exclusive musical chair.