Philosophy for Gangsters

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In a Nutshell

A group of New Jersey gangsters and a kidnapped philosophy professor navigate mafia wars and political corruption

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Expiration varies. Limit 8/person. Valid only for option purchased. Redeem on day of show for a ticket at venue. Must redeem at least 30min. prior to showtime. Must show valid ID matching name on Groupon at Theatre Row - The Beckett Theatre. Orders only editable or refundable on day of purchase. Must purchase together to sit together. Discount reflects Telecharge's current ticket prices-price may differ on day of the event. Doors open 30min. before showtime. For ADA accommodations, call Groupon customer service immediately after purchase - availability is limited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

The Deal

  • $39 for one ticket to see Philosophy for Gangsters (up to $67.50 value)
  • When: select dates, February 18–March 1
  • Where: Theatre Row – The Beckett Theatre
  • Seating: best available
  • Door time: 30 minutes before showtime
  • Ticket values include all fees.
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Photos: Carol Rosegg Photography

Philosophy for Gangsters

Running a New Jersey crime family, searching for her parents' murderers, evading the FBI—Callie Rizzoli has her hands full. Yet she still finds time to ponder the big questions in life. When she and her scofflaw compatriots realize that most of the world's problems flow from philosophy's ivory tower, the gang hatches a harebrained scheme to kidnap a professor and punish him for his discipline's misdeeds. Once an unexpected killing implicates the academic in his captors' crimes, the group finds themselves navigating a whirlpool of political corruption, gang wars, and likely tenure-track derailment.

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