What You'll Get
Like cliff diving or ferret ownership, the roller derby is an endeavor best watched from the sidelines. Witness acts of bodily bravery with this GrouponLive deal: for $10, you get two general-admission tickets to see the Rocktown Rollers bout against the Charlotte Rollergirls at Funky's Skate Center on Saturday, April 14, at 5:30 p.m. (a $20 value). Doors open at 4:30 p.m.
The eight-wheeled warriors of the Rocktown Rollers skate back onto the track at Funky's Skate Center, rousing fans of all ages with 60 minutes of bone-rattling checks, pileups, and passes. Following its acceptance as a full member of the internationally recognized Women's Flat Track Derby Association in 2011, the skater-owned-and-operated squad has continued to flourish as one of Shenandoah Valley's prime sources of supersonic action and bruises that cast shadows over less impressive bruises.
During each full-contact bout, lady combatants speed around an annular battlefield, jousting elbow to elbow in order to spring point-scoring jammers to the front of the pack. Referees monitor all the hard-hitting action, which is split into two rounds by a halftime, enabling Luv at First Fright, Rosie the Retaliator, and the rest of the team to catch their breath while fans reenact their favorite derby moments in the parking lot.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Free admission for kids 10 and under. Redeem starting 4/14 for tickets at Funky's Skate Center. Must show valid ID matching name on Groupon at Funky's Skate Center. Must provide first and last name at checkout, which will be provided to Funky's Skate Center. Refundable only on day of purchase. Discount reflects Rocktown Rollers' current ticket prices-price may differ on day of the event. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.